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Some people get guns and rob banks. Or convenience stores. Joseph E. Pineda of Florida allegedly decidedthe best use of a gun was to impersonate a police officer and shake down a McDonald’s for a free meal. Judging from the grin on his face in that…
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- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
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LAisthas news this morning of a pot bust in Lancaster. Police say they found about a thousand…
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San Francisco can be something of a hothouse orchid when it comes to chain retail within its…
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Yeah, I still remember a 5th grade teacher telling my mother that “Dan reads too much.” I thought it then, I’ll say it now: Fuck you, Mrs. Fleming at Kenilworth Elementary in Phoenix, AZ in 1982. Fuck you, you nasty old clockwatcher, for every child whose parents were led to believe that reading was to be discouraged, and thank God my mother saw you for what you were.
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